Don't-mess-with-the-greenDon’t mess with the Green

You would think it’s been a good year for rapper Professor Green, however when a wannabe gangster almost killed the poor guy by ramming a broken bottle in to his neck in a club, things turned near fatal for him, and he was seen exiting the club covered in blood clutching a six-inch gash to his neck. The utter prick, Anthony Jones, 25, has now been warned by a judge to expect a “very substantial” prison term when he is sentenced, so hopefully the nutter will be locked up and kept away from unsuspecting celebrities for a few years at least! Jones has been remanded in custody until November 19th, a police source said: “Jones is one of life’s losers who was no doubt jealous of Green.”