NunPOSSIBLY the wimpiest thief in the world was stopped and subdued mid-pilfer by an elderly nun in Pittsburgh this week.
Sister Lynn Rettinger, who has been teaching in Catholic schools for nearly 50 years, spotted the man reaching into an opened car window and stealing a wallet.
The outraged nun responded by putting on her most authoritative voice and saying: “You need to give me what you have,” possibly while using Jedi mind tricks at the same time.
BBM has tried the same line with women on countless occasions and only ever got a slap in the face. But whatever Sister Rettinger did, it worked.
The thief apologised, handed back the wallet and walked away.
Talk about crime becoming a ‘habit’ eh readers? Arf! Arf! (ed – you’re fired).