His Royal Ugliness Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has vowed to fight a long guerrilla war, in an audio message carried by a loyalist TV channel. In a broadcast that very much evokes scenes of Jabba The Hutt addressing his minions, Gaddafi said, “The people will not allow you to take the oil and rob Libya’s wealth that God has endowed Libya with,” Claiming 2,000 tribes stood ready to defend Libya he said, “Prepare yourselves for a gang and guerrilla war, for urban warfare and popular resistance in every town to defeat the enemy everywhere.”
It is still not known where he is hiding, but we’re sure Adele will be joining the hunt to find him considering that rather large bounty on his head.
