We do wish Chris Martin would just do one and stop trying to be cool.
It has emerged that the Coldplay star and brown rice enthusiast (we’re refering to Gwenyth Paltrow not the food) has been mentoring Professor Green and becoming his agony aunt.
After a recent dinner meeting, the sun reports that a conversation between Chris Martin and Professor Green turned to the subject of Professor Green’s father’s suicide. The Sun reported what Pro had to say about it all…”Chris is clearly a brilliant mind. He took us out to dinner when we were on tour with their band and I really enjoyed having a good chinwag with him.
“He’s very inquisitive. We went for dinner and he was asking me questions about growing up.
“Somehow we got on to the subject of my dad and obviously, with him having committed suicide, it all got quite dark. But instead of switching subjects we ended up talking more.
“It resulted in him saying, ‘Well, if ever you are thinking about committing suicide, just phone me and we’ll go for a pizza and just talk’.”
Sorry, pizza or suicide? Actually we’ve wanted to top ourselves a fair few times on a Saturday morning, and if it wasn’t for the good people at Tops or Dominoes it would have definitely happened by now.