Haye Waits for Big Klit

BOXING: David Haye’s $40million super clash against Wladimir Klitschko is at the centre of a bidding war between seven countries. WBA...

Clock Stops on London Olympics

OLYMPIC GAMES: The embarrassment continues for the English as their electronic clock counting down the days to the London Olympics stopped...

Downing the Scotch

THE impromptu Scottish civil war which erupted at Celtic Park last week has led to government intervention. Rangers had three players sent off, coaches...

Cup venue runneth over

CRICKET: Clearly having not learned their lesson from the Commonwealth Games, India’s shambolic approach to major events continued last week with the decision to...

State of the Nations

RUGBY: The Six Nations is upon us once again. Hurrah! In fact, the first match kicked off last night – which makes it rather...
weight to go

WEIGHT TO GO

WEIGHTLIFTING: The muscle-head world of weighlifting was rocked this week when an English champion was suspended for anabolic steroid abuse.Weightlifters taking steroids? We never...
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FERRARI FURORE

FORMULA ONE: We all know Italians love the ladies - and nothing impresses a woman more than a big shiny car. Any man with...
Haye Now, Haye Now

HAYE NOW, HAYE NOW, THE DREAM IS OVER

BOXING: The centuries-long flirtation between David Haye and Wladimir Klitschko appears to be over, with Haye admitting he's all but given up on fighting...
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ATT'S LIFE

RUGBY UNION: Gloucester second row Dave Attwood has been suspended for a whopping nine weeks. The reason? He stamped on someone's face. Fair enough...
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BUTTER-ER WOULDN'T MELT

CRICKET: Salman Butt's agent is apparently some sort of psychic who has an X-Man style ability to see into the future.That seems to be...