Man Get Metal Cock Ring Stuck
The ring of fire
It's unusual for a BBM story involving boltcutters and male genitals to have a happy ending, but that proved to be...
Woman Banned From Theme Park Ride For Having Big Boobs
Busting to have a ride
An amusement park in the UK spoiled the fun for one woman and numerous teenage boys after staff banned her...
Man Tattoos His Name On Girlfriends Face
Tatts the way love goes...
A woman in Stoke has come up with the perfect way to combine the message “I love you” with “I’m...
Joke Campaign Wins Norway Election
Black Metal fans look pretty annoyed at the best of times, but the lead singer of Darkthrone is more angry than usual after inadvertently...
Cock Up In Woman's Privates
Here at BBM Towers, we've lost count of the number of so-called "funny" news stories we've done about blokes getting their knackers trapped, hacked...
Mother Keeps Son's Corpse In Apartment For 8 Years
If Brendan Fraser's short-lived career as a Hollywood action hero battling ancient Egyptian curses has taught us anything, it's that when it comes to...
Man Sues Airline For Having To Sit Next To Fat Person
It’s not unusual for someone to complain about the meals on a plane.
What’s slightly more unusual is someone complaining about the bloke sitting next...
Men Banned From Restaurant After Complaining Too Much
Two whinging Poms have been banned from ordering off the menu at their local pub because staff are sick of them complaining about how...
Portaloo, Couldn't Escape If I Wanted To
OK we’ll admit we only decided to do this story because we thought of the headline first.
And we’re sure that’s a small crumb of...
Man Has Sex With Horse In Attempt To Find A Stable Relationship
All he wanted was a stable relationship, but now a judge in Lancashire has ended that dream for Shane Trafford Taylor-Waters.
His crime? Having sex...