Barney over Barton
We all know football fans can come up with some pretty sick taunts when they're trying to bait their rivals. David Beckham famously lost...
Grounds for a change of name
It's not unheard of for dedicated fans to change their name to show loyalty to their favourite team or a star player. Even BBM...
Taxi for Francisco
You can't trust taxi drivers. Whether they're deliberately taking you the long way home to ramp up the fare, or indecently exposing themselves to...
Give the guy a hand
We all have ways of taking out our frustration, just ask BBM's resident intern Mikey - who regularly has scalding-hot cups of coffee thrown...
Dream league becomes nightmare
It may sound as unlikely as Cheryl Cole lifting the restraining order against BBM, but as The Times reported last month a 24-team league,...
Still ‘wandering’ how the finals work
Hearty congratulations all round for Western Sydney Wanderers. BBM might come across as quite cynical at times, in fact we've been described as ‘a...
Yulu-Matondo Fails To Bury His Chance
As any bitter Leeds fans will tell you (the few who have learnt to speak rather than grunt), it's hard to admit when your...
Champions League Round Of 16 First Leg Review
Europe's premier competition finally resumed last week with the heavyweight first-leg clashes continuing this week. Juventus recorded a crushing victory against Celtic in Scotland...
Stars Align For United Down Under
Manchester United fans better pray they win the league this season because their pre-season for next year is already fucked after the club's marketing...
Simpsons Get Hammered
After years of being associated with Russell Brand, West Ham United fans finally have a link to genuine comedy after the club briefly appeared...