54 Year Old Bolivian President Signed To Football Club
It’s not entirely unheard of for a football club to buy ageing big-name players for their star power rather than their fading football skills.
Edgar...
Wade Into A Debate on Socceroos
As anyone who’s been in Australia longer than five minutes will tell you, the locals pride themselves on their “never-say-die” attitude when it comes...
Learning Brazilian-Portuguese With Chris Kamara
When it comes to translating the phonetic dialect of Brazilian-Portuguese into English and dealing with the language’s complicated lexicon, only one man springs to...
Impressionist Booked For Club
In one of the more bizarre bookings we’ve come across, a Swedish footballer was shown a yellow card last month for doing an impression.
Well...
Gunners On Target For FA Cup
If you’re reading this, chances are you weren’t born the last time Arsenal won a major piece of silverware. Back then, Adam Ant was...
Long Road To Rio, Short Trip Back To England
Andy Carroll or Rickie Lambert? The question of who will help spearhead England to World Cup glory is just one of many which underline...
Ronaldinho Turns Rapper
Buck-toothed Ballon d’or-botherer Ronaldinho has moved to quell rumours he’s been partying too much in Brazil by releasing a rap single with a bloke...
Come On Roud Boy Get It Up
Olivier Giroud is quite a player. And we’re not talking about football either. Turns out goals aren’t the only thing Giroud has been banging...
Catt’s Out The Bag For Gerrard
Expect to see Steven Gerrard’s penis being discussed by four very wrinkly women in the next Sex and The City movie after “the whorish...
McMahon’s Toon-stone Pile-driver
It was clearly a load of made-up crap in the first place, but that didn’t stop every paper back in England running with the...