FOR years, BBM have been wishing that carcrashes were more like the movies and less like those god-awful AAMI commercials.


Well we were partying inside BBM towers this week because our dreams had finally come true.


Last week in Washington, an American man spotted his rival and intentionally rammed his Ford into the man’s vehicle as he backed out of his driveway. The assailant brandished a sword, swinging it at his enemy.


The suspect fell, giving the victim time to pick up a machete that happened to be laying in his yard and defend himself from his alleged attacker. Awesome.