Boyle Delusion Worsens

We love it when Susan Boyle delivers her delusions of grandeur.
Talking about her transformation since she first appeared on Britain’s Got Talent, Shrek’s other half said: “When I look in the mirror I see that I brush up quite well. It’s a bit like a cygnet to a swan.
“Now, I see a sophisticated lady. Even though the outwardness has changed, inside I’m still the same, but now I’m a bit more refined in some ways.”
Continuing on her beautiful face: “Put it this way, a woman who went on Britain’s Got Talent with mad
hair, bushy eyebrows and the
frock that I was wearing that
night had to be noticed.”
Sorry have we missed
something? You still look like
a freak love.