JUDGING by the Black Eyed Peas’ half-time performance at last week’s Super Bowl, BBM is utterly amazed that the Peas’ Fergie was able to suck more than Sarah Ferguson at a foot convention.


Fergie described the experience as “once-in-a-lifetime.” Personally we were hoping for “never-in-a-lifetime” but we might be able to settle for once.


Unlike the carwreck you can’t look away from, roughly three million American viewers tuned away from the show. That doesn’t take into account the people who watched the flashy Tron ripoff on mute like the BBM offices.


Of course, this isn’t as bad as Christina Aguilera forgetting the national anthem lyrics, but how hard is it to remember Black Eyed Peas songs? Just repeat “Imma Be” or the days of the week – easy.