The Masturbator HimselfBBM was surprised this week to hear about the man who has been charged with exposing himself, and playing with his genitals, in the men’s department of an American K-Mart store.

Normally the cocks are over at Coles.

The man was questioned by police, and could not give police a reason of why he took part in a very different ‘blue light special’.

He is due in court on Wednesday. If convicted, he could get six months in jail and be fined up to $1,000.