Beckham slaps slapper with £5 mil…

As we reported earlier on in the week that David Beckham had apparently been playing away games with a 26-year-old Bosnian prossie Irma Nici – it would turn out she probably wishes she’d never decided to sell the story. Beckham appears to be flying the flag for footballers everywhere who have been plastered across the media for popping their junk in foreign trunks. It has been reported that Beckham is utterly livid and has presented a legal team with a blank cheque to track down the little harlot and serve her with a writ. The busty brunette however has gone into hiding. Beckham is also sueing the American magazine that published the story and is expecting a front cover apology to clear his name. A friend of the LA Galaxy player said, “David is prepared to scour the Earth for this woman, who seems to think she could make up a complete fantasy that is extremely hurtful to him and and his family. She has treated his wife and children with such disregard he is not prepared to let this one go. He wants everyone held accountable. The magazine, the publishers and the hooker.” Hmm, it’s funny because we really don’t remember him kicking up such a fuss when Rebecca Loos sold her story on their affair – so that one really must have been true.