We all secretly dream of getting back at our ex by shagging their best friend.
For 46-year-old Nicholas Saunders of Gloucestershire, that dream became a reality last month when he gave his former wife’s best friend a good seeing to in her own bed.
Unfortunately, it also landed him in court. The reason? His ex-wife’s best friend is a bull-mastiff called Sasha. Talk about give the dog a bone. Arf!
Stunned Kelly Thacker told police she opened her bedroom door to the shocking scene after she’d earlier turned Saunders down for a bit of rumpy pumpy. Ms Thacker just couldn’t believe what she was seeing to start off with so she looked away and then looked again,” said prosecuting lawyer, Frank Abbott, while theatrically rubbing his eyes with both hands in the universal mime symbol for disbelief.
Abbott said Saunders had gone to see his ex-wife – they married in 1999 and separated three years later – after being kicked out by his girlfriend. She agreed to let him stay the night in her bedroom but made it plain she would not be having sex with him and would be sleeping downstairs.
They chatted for half an hour before going upstairs to her bedroom where she sat on the bed as he got undressed and got in it. The dog turned up and Saunders said to it: “You’ve just ruined my chances,” said Abbott. Moments later the dog fucking began.
It is not only something unusual but it is also something which you might find repulsive,” said Abbot. “It is something which of course is wrong and criminal to all right-thinking people.
Saunders may have gotten away with it had he claimed it was dark and he’d mistaken the dog for Katie Price.
By Anna Tabrah
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