We’ve heard of strippers keeping cash in their smalls but never to the amount of £15,000. That’d have to be one hell of a lap dance.
And by lap dance we mean shag.
And by shag we mean live-in sex-slave.
Appropriately misspelled stripper “Gessica” is sitting on a small fortune after artist Damien Hirst drooled over, and then signed, her knickers.
The stripper has had them valued at £15,000 and said I’m a huge fan of his work. I’ll treasure them. It was a pleasure to spend time with him.”
By “fan of his work” she means “a customer with cash”. And by “treasure” she means flog on ebay.
