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A Hoity-Toity jobsworth has got himself nicked after clamping the wheels of two cars guarding the Queen.

Pippa’s Nan was making a trip to see a friend when Gareth Andrews, 37, spotted two cop cars parked in private residents’ bays.

The cops explained their role and showed their warrants but the self-important parking cop Andrews wouldn’t budge.

Andrews will now face court on charges of obstructing police. “I would’ve booked Dianna for the seatbelt thing too. That’s just the guy I am,” said Andrews as he jerked over a no standing sign (while sitting).