With so many sheep to compete with, it’s no wonder New Zealand’s prostitutes have to go above and beyond to catch a client’s eye.
But in Auckland it seems they’ve gone a little too far after police claimed athletic whores were responsible for a wave of destroyed parking signs in a suburb of the city. Apparently the Kiwi hookers are using them as poles to, ahem, tempt customers with their flexible bodies and nimble dance routines.
In the past 18 months, more than 40 poles have been snapped or bent. “Some of the prostitute’s are big strong people,” city councillor Donna Lee said while sucking on a banana seductively.
On the plus side, we bet there’s not much speeding in the area. Which is probably just as well with all those used condoms on the road.
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