In the least-surprising news of the week, American cops are still looking for excuses to hang out in strip-clubs for “research purposes.”
Nine months are Missouri toughened restrictions on adult business it’s been revealed that the titty bars are pretty much ignoring all the rules and getting their kit off where and when they want.
Clubs are staying open well past the closing deadline and in one bar a dancer appeared on stage less than six feet from patrons- another violation of the statute.
“Less than six feet?” said the cop, “The bitch let me motorboat her!”
“This will not be tolerated,” he said as he asked for a tissue.
