this guy's nutsA YOUNG chap from Chesterfield took making ballsy decisions to a new level this week, after deciding to save a few pennies on a sex-change operation by hacking off his own testicles.
Now that takes some balls. The irony!
The unnamed 22-year-old mentalist then hurled his severed nether regions into a nearby park, waited 24 hours, then finally called to a hospital where he boldly claimed that it ‘didn’t hurt as much as he expected’.
“A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day. He was treated, then discharged from A&E,” said a spokesman for Derbyshire’s Chesterfield Royal Hospital NHS Trust trough clenched teeth and wincing eyes.
The DIY castrator confessed to throwing his testicles away in Queens Park, Chesterfield and is now, somewhat unsurprisingly, under psychiactric care.
So remember fellas, the next time a mate asks if you want to kick a few balls around the park , be sure to know what you’re getting into.