katie-price KATIE Price, what an unfathomable tangled web of publicity you weave.

The inflatable device, also known as Jordan, is apparently looking to give guests at her second wedding to Alex Reid an earbashing by performing her latest single, which is set to be released on July 12th but still remains untitled.

Yet again, another celebrity who seems to be forgetting former failed attempts at a music career.

Does she really need reminding of the pink teletubby outfit she donned to compete against gap-toothed Javine for the Wankovision Song Contest?

However we are suffering a bout of morbid curiosity, in that we’d very much like to see the wench fail.

We are, horrible, horrible human beings at BBM, but we’re ok with that.