A man from Linconshire has rather sensationally been caught taking a steaming dump all over a poor little hedgehog that had sadly just died. As if the poor little blighter’s day couldn’t have been bad enough with him dying, he’s now covered in some weird guy’s shit!
Police found the 34-year-old gentleman, Victor Ford, on a street in Spalding back in early July this year. The case went to court, which led to £200 for the act of doing a pooh on a dead animal along with the obvious public indecency.
Initially pleading not guilty, Victor soon changed his mind when he realised he would be promised a more lenient punishment. We think that along with the fine, the judge should have shit on him in return to show him how it feels!
By David Mahoney