Today we heard the most offensive thing we have ever heard on the news, and for a moment we stopped dead in our tracks as we pondered how on Earth something so preposterous and down right wrong could even be dreamed up by the Treasury.
The Treasury had been putting plans in place to pop a tax on hot Cornish pasties, however, due to the national uproar, the dumb money grabbing buggers have done a full u-turn on the issue and decided we can keep our hot pasties in order to avoid civil unrest.
Had the ridiculous tax gone forward, no doubt the great rotund people that live outside of the M25 would have been waddling down to London to ‘ave a word.
And seriously, don’t even try messing with our hangover food. Jesus. What’s next a tax on rain water collecting in your gutters? Britain’s government sure does need to get its shit together!
By Goldie Flemming
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