DWARFS around the world are trying desperately to be fired after a short-arse woman filed for $12 million in damages when she was told she was too short to do her job.
Sandra Peterson, 51, claims a New York City job counselor got her fired from her janitor position after saying, “You’re too short. Are you sure you’re working for Parks?”
“I could do the job,” said the little lady, whose 1.46m short, “the managers really liked me and know I worked hard.”
“I lost sleep. I lost appetite. I was crying,” she whined, “I was going out of my mind. I felt humiliated.”
NYC suggested Peterson look for work in a more appropriate position and set up several appointments with local circuses and freak shows.