Disable woman as won the right to take her disgusting pet rat with her shopping and into resturants

After complaints from stupid Americans asking that we stop calling Americans stupid, BBM has a new subject in sight. The disabled.

No?

A woman in Hesperia has won the right to take her disgusting pet rat with her shopping and into restaurants.

This is no ordinary pet rat. It’s a service animal. Like a guide dog, only disgusting.

Dani Moore suffers from muscle spasms and needs to take medication. Because of the nerve damage, she doesn’t feel the spasms.

That’s where the trained rat comes in. He does feel the spasms and warns Moore by licking her neck.

Excuse us while we clean the vomit off the keyboard.