A perfect storm forced a plane and its horrified passengers into an emergency landing in India last month – a perfect storm of curry, eggs and alcohol.
The  Bengaluru to Delhi flight had to divert to Hyderabad instead because some dirty git dropped a turd the size of King Kong’s finger in the toilets that stank out the entire plane, including the cockpit.
“The lavatory and cockpit were cleaned on landing and ventilated before the aircraft was cleared for onward journey,” said a statement from airline carrier Spicejet, whose name perhaps hints at the problem. Maybe if they were called Eat-more-roughage-Jet, this would never have happened.
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