HOW Shane Warne bagged Liz Hurley is still a mystery.
First they get together in the most unlikely of circumstances. Warnie high-fives his mates, figures he got lucky on that one. So did we.
Then he cheats on her with either a soccer mum or a porn star- mixed reports there.
She forgives him.
They then rendezvous in
As it stands she mostly tweets about her pet parrot “ping pong” anyway. And no, it’s not a euphemism.
We just keep on waiting for that sex tape. With Warney, not the parrot. Or both, we’re not fussy.