It’s true, love really does make you insane. Katy Perry has recently announced her new muse and strangely it’s meat. Speaking in a recent interview the 24-year-old bride of Brand commented, “My new record… is more about confectionery and candy and baked goods. There’s less fruit imagery. For my next album I’d like it to be about meat and I want to be on the cover wearing a bacon bikini. Also I want my records to smell of sausage or pork. CDs are over, but not if they smell original.” We’re predicting it’s going to be huge in Germany. Maybe she could straddle a ham on the inside cover, or perhaps suck on a sausage, ok we’re getting carried away now…