Britain’s women are clearly getting their sexual kicks by masturbating while reading mummy porn bestseller ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ after a study found the British have less sex than anyone else in the world. Presumably the blokes are too engrossed in Britain’s summer of sport to have noticed.
Colombians apparently have the most sex, with 89 per cent making love at least once a week. Indonesians and Russians are joint second on 88 per cent. This presumably means having a corrupt government is a hell of a turn on. Stop killing dictators people!
The study shows just 55 per cent of Brits have sex at least once a week, with only the Japanese getting it on less often than us. But as we always say to our landlord when we’re short on rent, it’s quality not quantity – and it seems, on average, more Brits orgasm during sex, with men at 72 per cent but women at just 39 per cent. You lucky ladies.
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