Man Has Sex With Horse In Attempt To Find A Stable Relationship

All he wanted was a stable relationship, but now a judge in Lancashire has ended that dream for Shane Trafford Taylor-Waters.
His crime? Having sex with a horse. And yes we meant that kind of “stable” relationship.
The 36-year-old has been banned from going within 100m of Town Bent stables in Oswaldtwistle after his erotic equine activities.
He was caught coming out of the stables (pun intended) by a member of staff, who then found a “suspicious substance” on the back leg of one of the horses.
The jizz jig was up when police found images of him bucking the lucky bronco on his phone.
His lawyer said: “Since his second police interview he has sought psychiatric help and it is clear he needs help.” And maybe a couple of rohypnol-laced sugar cubes too.