Miss Universe hopeful, Jenna Talackova, 23, was axed from the Canada leg of the competition after it was revealed that she used to be a man.
Although 25,000 people signed an online petition to get the shim back in the running, we’re pretty sure they may well have been blind, and/or curious – or have fetishes for the old Tilly Two-Todgers’ of this world, as the competition, does kind of state the obvious gender necessity in the title.
National director Denis Davila said only girls “naturally born female” were allowed, adding: “We embrace diversity. Just because she can’t compete doesn’t mean we stopped loving her.”
Tasha Tallywacker, sorry we meant Jenna Talackova said she first considered herself female aged four and began hormone therapy at 14. At 19 she went under the knife to get her tinkle-hose snipped into a flower.
Tallywacker said, “I will look to turn this situation into a positive so that other people in a similar situation are not discriminated against in the future.”
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By Fanny Frangipane