Miley makes a tit of herself

It’s Britney Bitch – oh no, sorry hang on it’s Miley Cyrus. You could’ve had us fooled just then when we heard the 17-year-old is desperate to get a boob job! A source has commented on the teeny-bopper’s longing for big knockers, saying, “Miley is intent on getting a boob job, and she’s insisting her parents sign the consent forms, which is required since she is still 17.” Say what? We’re not quite sure what kind of education Disney provide for their captive children who they release into the wild at 16 in order to watch them slide down a dismal slope of drugs and general insanity, but we really think they should start telling their hostages that your body doesn’t stop fully growing until you’re about 20. As good as they would probably look, we don’t really want to be thinking about barely legal boobs. Hold tight there little Cyrus we’re sure the tit-fairy will come and visit you in the next couple of years.