a crowd of zombies invading a buildingLeicester was recently invaded by 150 zombies after smart arse Robert Ainsley, the self-described ‘concerned citizen’ submitted a letter to Leicester council, stating simply: ‘Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.’ Continuing to the crux of the matter,

‘Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion?’ To prove a rather un-valid point, a hord of people dressed as the living dead decended on the civic authorities centre moaning and groaning and pressing themselves against the glass. One Zombie, James commented saying, ‘There were just a couple of security guards at the building. We didn’t try to get inside – just pressed ourselves up against the glass like zombies do.’ After last Saturday’s events, Leicester council were forced to admit that it was true and that they did not have any contingency plans in place in the event of a zombie invasion. We’d like to point out that all the aforementioned is indeed true.