Man Killed in Bull Attack

That’s the last time we listen to anyone when they say that that cow is not looking at you funny and won’t hurt you. A 63-year-old man was killed during a ramble in the Nottingham countryside with his 67-year-old wife when a bull went mental and attacked the couple. His wife managed to get away, but remains in a critical condition in hospital. The farmer is said to be devastated, and immediately destroyed the rogue bull. Note to all, don’t walk through cow fields, it’s clearly not safe. We always knew the laughing cow looked shifty.