lily_allen_3WITH Lily Allen deciding to quit the music industry, thanks be to God (or maybe just saying she has to get some column inches), she’s pitifully announced that she wishes to move into the fashion industry.

If our memory serves us right, we seem to remember the last time she attempted to launch a high street collection it went down like a lead balloon.

Commenting on her decision the previously drunken fame-whore said: “I hope in a year’s time I’m not gonna be asked to awards and I won’t be nominated because I haven’t put anything out there. And hopefully I can fade into oblivion.”

Finally something we can agree on Lily.