katie price is looseKatie Price is Loose

The UK’s work attendance is about to increase ten fold with the news that Katie Price may well be joining the panel of Loose Women, meaning that it’s just not worth taking a day off work if you have to endure an hour of Katie Price chatting shit with a bunch of haggered old bints no matter how hung over you are. However after current presenters such as Coleen Nolen, who called the plastic wench a ‘dick’ and Carol McGiffin referring to her as a ‘monster’ we’re hoping they have some swing with the producers to stop this horrible, horrible thing from happening.