If there’s one thing that impresses a woman more than an old drunk man bragging about his job- it’s an old drunk man talking about poisonous gas.
What? It always works for us.
A US man who dreamed of joining the mile-high club ended up arrested, jailed and shamed after bragging that he was carrying enough gas to knock out every passenger on board the flight.
Danielle Valimont, 23, was understandably creeped out by Bryan Sisco, 40 after he told flight attendants that they were newlyweds, claimed he was an architect, fell asleep and woke up alone and arrested.
“That’s my line!” cried Art Vandelay.
