Johnny in Paradise
He’s got the looks, he’s got the talent, and he’s got the excuses. Johnny Depp is a wonder at times, the versatile actor recently came up with another reason not to marry long term love and mother of his children, Vanessa Paradis, saying, ‘If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not… But the thing is, I’d be so scared of ruining her last name. She’s got such a good last name.’ Yeah, ‘cause modern women always take their husband’s name. Good one Johnboy!