Ironically, it turns out Alanis Morissette can predict the future. A man who won a $2 million dollar lottery prize has died- you guess it- the very next day. His four children are so distraught that they are distracting themselves from the grief by arguing over who is entitled to a share in the cash.
Son Stephen claims that he bought a share of his father’s winning ticket but, you know, he can’t really prove anything- because of the Dad being dead and all.
In other news Mr Play-It-Safe has cancelled his flights for fear that all of Ms Morissette’s predictions will be realised.
“I tried to warn you guys,” said Alanis and she looked up ironic in the dictionary.