I’ll be gone til November
Oh Lindsay, you are so boring! You’ve just got out of the slammer and now you’re probably going to be sent back there after just a week or so. Seriously WTF is your problem?!? Oh yeah, drug addiction.
After testing positive for cocaine, Lindsay Lohan has most definitely broken her parole and could face a further 30 days in jail. We were pretty sure this would happen after seeing her larking about at the VMA’s poking fun at her drink problem; the actress released this thoroughly genuine and heart felt statement…
“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences. I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that I am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful…Thank you all!” Further to this I think we, as the press should make a conscious effort to ignore her next jail stint, as she’s clearly just doing it for the attention now.