In a twisted tale that sounds more like a crap rom-com with comedic happenings, suspicious wife Maria Nilza Simoes hired hit man Carlos Roberto de Jesus to kill her love rival Iranildes Aguiar Araujo. Unfortunately for the jealous housewife de Jesus decided to take the money and fake the killing of sexier model Araujo using two bottles of ketchup and placing a machete under her arm. (Sounds like epic cinematic effects to us). However his plans were foiled when Simoes saw the hitman and her rival kissing a few days later. She then went to the police and said that he had stolen $1000 from her, more fool her though, all three of them are now facing charges in Brazil, but at least she can be sure Araujo isn’t getting tapped by her husband. So in a way it’s not de Jesus didn’t resolve the problem for her.
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