HammerWhen BBM was at school we loved nothing more than a good old fashioned fist-fight at lunch times. How times have changed.

The parents of a Kailua High School student are pretty damn pissed-off after their son was injured at school during a wood shop class. After he was hit on the head with a hammer. By a teacher.

Oh dear.

“My son is a senior. I could be going to a funeral instead of a graduation this year,” said Mum Mrs. Bitanga, “I just thank God he wasn’t seriously injured.”

Thank God? How about thanking the school security guard who confiscated the teacher’s machete and shot-gun earlier in the day.

“Graduation? That kid will be lucky if he can count to ten when I’m done with him,” said the teacher as he sharpened his chisel.