Photo of a flame kiltAN eighty-three-year-old American clearly wasn’t getting enough action in the bedroom so he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Instead of following the tried and tested Michael Hutchence route, the old codger decided to light his kilt on fire and feel the rush.

Okay, so the only rush he felt was a slow and painful death.

On a positive note, BBM hopes our managing director will stop lighting his kilt on fire whenever the magazine isn’t up to his ‘standard’.

The man’s neighbour rushed to his aid after hearing (presumably unpleasurable) screams next door.

The man was a dentist who “loved sharing puns and wordplay,” so at least he won’t be pissed at BBM making light of his death.

We can’t help it, it’s a kilt-y pleasure.