Emigration's what you needGOOD news for BBM, not so good news for Ireland – an estimated 58,000 young people will emigrate next year to seek work.
This means we can continue to print the same old shit week in, week out safe in the knowledge that a new influx of readers are just around the corner.
The expected exodus – larger than the population of Waterford – is one of the findings the National Youth Council of Ireland uncovered in interviews with young jobseekers.
We’re expecting expansion plans from the Cock and Bull in Bondi any day now.