Swedish man who chased after a group of kids that egged his house, pinned on down and smashed an egg in his faceRevenge is something most people only dream about. BBM still thinks about the time that guy took the dish we ordered on the sushi train. What we wouldn’t give to go back and smash it over his head.

Deep breaths.

Not the case for a Swedish man who chased after a group of kids that egged his house, pinned one down and smashed an egg in his face.

Snap.

He’s now being charged with harassment.

“Whatevs,” he said as he celebrated his moral victory by rubbing his dog’s face in its own shit and beating a loud neighbour to death with his headphones.