A bloke in the Czech Republic had a skinful in his local pub after leaving his clothes at the bar and walking home.
The cash-strapped booze hound was forced to dump his threads (apart from his socks) at the pub as a down payment because he forgot his wallet.
Dressed only in a pair of ankle-length socks with his wibbly-wobbly bits fully exposed, he is filmed by a security camera sauntering along, seemingly lost in a mobile phone conversion.
When cops caught up with him, the bollock-naked beer monster explained he was just popping across town to another pub to get some cash.
Unfortunately, when BBM gave the same excuse after being caught naked in Katy Perry’s back garden the police were a little less lenient. Especially as it was the third time that month.