Darren Day does Soap

WTF, we nearly choked on our croissoints over her in London when we found out this highly disturbing news. It would appear that Darren ‘the love rat’ Day is all set to become the newest cast member of Hollyoaks. He will apparently play scheming Brendan’s best mate and partner in crime, and will be making a play for Jacqui McQueen. Seriously no one wants to see Darren Day when they’re desperately trying to keep last nights vodka firmly locked away inside whilst they wait for their hangover cure pizza to arrive. Could they not have got someone like Nigel Harman or at least Adam Rickett so we could have laughed at them.