The Olympics are just around the corner (literally so for people in London) so we thought we’d take a peek at the fierce fight for places in the British badminton doubles squad.

Why badminton, you ask? Because apparently, the British mixed doubles have threesomes. Phwoar!

Well sort of. Olympic hopeful Chris Adcock has found himself in a kind of shuttlecock sandwich after dumping his usual doubles partner (and girlfriend) Gabby White to team up with her arch-rival Imogen Bankier.

Adcock and Bankier are now hot favourites to grab Britain’s Olympic qualification spot, while White will have to do with watching the Games on TV.

Brilliantly, the bitchy badminton stars are at each other’s throats now and have even taken the row online. Glaswegian Bankier kicked things off by blasting English players following the national championships, saying in a Tweet that they “couldn’t serve”.

White hit back, calling her “sour” for making the comment, while English pal and teammate Jenny Wallwork also weighed in calling Bankier a “cripple” and telling her to “jog on back to Scotland.” Saucer of milk anyone? Meow!
Of course, if Adcock has any sense he’ll defuse the situation by making the two girls have a “lez off” to resolve the issue. Whoever wins gets the chance to play with his shuttlecock. “Gabby is obviously devastated that she’s not doing as well as Imogen,” an ‘insider’ told the Daily Mail. “Imogen has just got that little bit more experience than Gabby at the top level.”

Has she got any lesbian experience though? The balls (or lack of) are in your court ladies.

The Olympics are just around the corner (literally so for people in London) so we thought we’d take a peek at the fierce fight for places in the British badminton doubles squad.

Why badminton, you ask? Because apparently, the British mixed doubles have threesomes. Phwoar!

Well sort of. Olympic hopeful Chris Adcock has found himself in a kind of shuttlecock sandwich after dumping his usual doubles partner (and girlfriend) Gabby White to team up with her arch-rival Imogen Bankier.

Adcock and Bankier are now hot favourites to grab Britain’s Olympic qualification spot, while White will have to do with watching the Games on TV.

Brilliantly, the bitchy badminton stars are at each other’s throats now and have even taken the row online. Glaswegian Bankier kicked things off by blasting English players following the national championships, saying in a Tweet that they “couldn’t serve”.

White hit back, calling her “sour” for making the comment, while English pal and teammate Jenny Wallwork also weighed in calling Bankier a “cripple” and telling her to “jog on back to Scotland.” Saucer of milk anyone? Meow!

Of course, if Adcock has any sense he’ll defuse the situation by making the two girls have a “lez off” to resolve the issue. Whoever wins gets the chance to play with his shuttlecock. “Gabby is obviously devastated that she’s not doing as well as Imogen,” an ‘insider’ told the Daily Mail. “Imogen has just got that little bit more experience than Gabby at the top level.”

Has she got any lesbian experience though? The balls (or lack of) are in your court ladies.