Here at BBM Towers, we’ve lost count of the number of so-called “funny” news stories we’ve done about blokes getting their knackers trapped, hacked off or horrifically mangled in bizarre farming accidents.
Well for once it’s the ladies’ turn to cross their legs and wince in sympathy pain after surgeons in Macedonia accidentally connected a woman’s vagina to her colon.
The genital jumble took place when Jasminka Velkovska went into hospital in Skopje to have a cancerous growth removed from her colon but it was soon discovered the surgery had gone a tad wrong.
“While I was recovering, doctors came and asked me if I was passing gas, and I said yes, but it’s coming out of my vagina,” Velkovska said.
Needless to say, that rang a few alarm bells.
“They told me that it would soon pass and I would be OK,” she continued. “But stuff had started to come out of my vagina and I was feeling scared and it was all very unpleasant.”
She’s now threatening to sue the hospital. On the plus side, at least next time she has normal sex with her boyfriend she can tell him they just had anal. That’s one less birthday present to worry about.
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