Princess Beatrice, first born spawn of Prince Andrew and Sarah ‘Fergalicious’ Ferguson, yesterday wrote off her shiny, state funded BMW. The fifth in line to the throne was squashed between a double-decker bus and a coach at infamously busy Hyde Park Corner. Bea was described as ‘traumatised and teary’, but it was not clear whether this was related to the crash itself or having to stand on the pavement with the great unwashed while the whole bloody mess was cleared up by her £250,000 worth of minders. This is not the first time the sartorially challenged royal has had car trouble. Last year, while shopping in Kensington, her previous BMW was stolen in broad daylight. It was unlocked with the keys in the ignition. Embarrassing…but Bea-York remains our royal of choice for a night out in Boujis…
By Hannah Beesley
