EUROPE is about to join the dark side, as government ministers have voted strongly in favour of milk and meat from the offspring of cloned animals going on sale.

The rebel alliance of animal welfare campaigners have struck back, claiming that they’re “utterly dismayed” by the ministerial statement, saying it opened the door to widespread cloning with consumers unable to tell whether they were eating meat originating from a cloned animal or not.

BBM’s thoughts on the matter? It’s a trap!